Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Heyya all..finally found the time to update my blog.... here's the story...

Last Friday, i had my EMath2 exam and boy did i get wet..
Before i went up i unexpectedly met up with Nj's friend, Biyu. We decided to sit down for a while and chatted as we sigh and rant about math... telling each other our insecurities of the subject. It was fun and she was hillarious...funny...... we joked about our math lecturer saying that my math teacher is quite slow..coz he has a lot of "uuuuhhhhh" in his sentences.. heh..
Then Cher Sian came.

Then it was the moment of truth, it was time to sit for the paper and once Biyu, Cher Sian and i stepped into the examination room the fat, ugly caucasian lady lecturer said at the top of her voice "Excuse me ladies and gentlemen..please put your bags at the side, handphones switched off and put in the bag! Thank you"..she said it with an arrogant tone..

We each found our seats and stared at the exam paper.. Then usually, before the start of paper the invigilator in charge would read the guidelines..so the fat lady sings" Okay ppl please listen up, You are not allowed to have handphones, pagers or any communicating device on you. Please also erase all mathematical formulae in your calculator. PLs ensure that there are no pieces of paper or scribblings on you. If you have please declare them now. Disciplinary action would be taken if found after the commencement of the exam."

I brought along a mineral water which had vapour on it as it was cold..i put it on the floor next to my table. As she was saying the guidelines, i saw a drop of water on my calculator..thinking that it might be my mineral water, i wiped it off with my hand. Then, i noticed there was more droplets of water on my papers..then i tought where the water might come from. Then.... when i turned my face towards the fat and ugly lecturer, i saw a drop of water on my glasses......

Damn! The lady is spitting saliva as she was talking...eeeeeewwwwww... her head was turning 180 degrees as she was talking.. the girll beside me also got the 'water treatment'. eeeeewww..
She saw what happened and passed me a tissue paper. And the fat lady screamed...read the dialog:

Fat lady: Why are you passing things around!? Why do you need tissue paper for?

The girl: eeerrrr

Fat lady:"(she turned to me) care to explain young man?"

Me: i just wanna wipe my table tats all...

Fat lady: what are you wiping!?

Me:"eerrrmmm your saliva........."

The girl: (nodded)

Fat lady: "oh sorry then."

So i continued with doing my math.....
it was do-able.....

moral of the story: so next time before you start talking...control your saliva output!


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