Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Heyya all..finally found the time to update my blog.... here's the story...

Last Friday, i had my EMath2 exam and boy did i get wet..
Before i went up i unexpectedly met up with Nj's friend, Biyu. We decided to sit down for a while and chatted as we sigh and rant about math... telling each other our insecurities of the subject. It was fun and she was hillarious...funny...... we joked about our math lecturer saying that my math teacher is quite slow..coz he has a lot of "uuuuhhhhh" in his sentences.. heh..
Then Cher Sian came.

Then it was the moment of truth, it was time to sit for the paper and once Biyu, Cher Sian and i stepped into the examination room the fat, ugly caucasian lady lecturer said at the top of her voice "Excuse me ladies and gentlemen..please put your bags at the side, handphones switched off and put in the bag! Thank you"..she said it with an arrogant tone..

We each found our seats and stared at the exam paper.. Then usually, before the start of paper the invigilator in charge would read the guidelines..so the fat lady sings" Okay ppl please listen up, You are not allowed to have handphones, pagers or any communicating device on you. Please also erase all mathematical formulae in your calculator. PLs ensure that there are no pieces of paper or scribblings on you. If you have please declare them now. Disciplinary action would be taken if found after the commencement of the exam."

I brought along a mineral water which had vapour on it as it was cold..i put it on the floor next to my table. As she was saying the guidelines, i saw a drop of water on my calculator..thinking that it might be my mineral water, i wiped it off with my hand. Then, i noticed there was more droplets of water on my papers..then i tought where the water might come from. Then.... when i turned my face towards the fat and ugly lecturer, i saw a drop of water on my glasses......

Damn! The lady is spitting saliva as she was talking...eeeeeewwwwww... her head was turning 180 degrees as she was talking.. the girll beside me also got the 'water treatment'. eeeeewww..
She saw what happened and passed me a tissue paper. And the fat lady screamed...read the dialog:

Fat lady: Why are you passing things around!? Why do you need tissue paper for?

The girl: eeerrrr

Fat lady:"(she turned to me) care to explain young man?"

Me: i just wanna wipe my table tats all...

Fat lady: what are you wiping!?

Me:"eerrrmmm your saliva........."

The girl: (nodded)

Fat lady: "oh sorry then."

So i continued with doing my math.....
it was do-able.....

moral of the story: so next time before you start talking...control your saliva output!


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Sunday, August 20, 2006

Another post on my blog....haha

Went to The Esplanade on Friday with Zun Bin and Liping. We took the MRT to City Hall and on the way in the MRT, Liping and i almost died. Zunbin can't stop yapping! He kept asking what was inside the Esplanade. OMG Zunbin!!!!!! Call yourself a Singaporean!! So LiPing and i were like"hmm okay..take this 'kai-kai' trip as a tour!" Then he kept on talking and talking and talking loudly in the MRT!! Embarrassing. Then we passed by Kallang MRT station and decided to change the topic. So read this dialog:

Me: "Hey its the stadium, too bad its gonna be demolished and rebuilt."

LiPing: "Yeah. And the fireworks display was very nice. So next few years at the Padang huh?"

Me: "Yeah"
(Zunbin interrupted)

Zunbin: "So where's the padang?"

Liping:"OMG! You don't know where the padang is!? Its very near the Esplanade at city hall there."

Zunbin:"I've never been to the padang before. "
(Zunbin you're hopeless! No LIFE ar you!)

Then he asked again:

Zunbin: "So what does the building look like?"

Liping and I: "ZUNBIN!!!!!! Your whole life in S'pore you dont even know what the padang is!?"

Me: "In malay, 'Padang' means field. So its just an open field."

Zunbin:"Really??"

Me: "ZunBin Just shut up"

Liping: "Yeah shut up!"
(Zunbin still kept on talking)

Liping and I: "SHUT UP!"

We almost went mad in the MRT. Zunbin don't you ever go out and enjoy life for a moment. You're too much of a home-stay boy and childish too. DO NOT STAY IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER TOO MUCH COZ IT TURNS YOU STUPID!

So we got off at City Hall and walked at the City Link and headed for the Esplanade.
Met Yvonne and Jonathan and sat at Haagen Daaz for a while. We talked and talked.

Then suddenly........
A nightmare came out of the corner. It was ugly, it was hideous, It was...............Clarise. Kurap girl. For those of you who doesn't know who she is.. she is my secondary school's nightmare. Her legs ugly coz got kurap and i mean kurap..its a long story. So i sat there and froze hoping that she would not notice me and she didn't. Thank God!

Yvonne got a present for her boyfriend, DJ. We went to Raffles City and window shopped. I visited my Aunt at Royal Selangor and went off. From Raffles Yvonne went off for her date with her boyfriend. Then we went to Suntec City. And in the end followed ZUnBin to the Capsule corner, You know the machine thingy where you have to put $1 coins and turn the gear thingy and the toys come out in capsules. Zunbin basically went mad there. Me,Liping and Jonathan's mouth dropped open! ZUnbin you're seriously too childish. He went from shop to shop looking at Gundam models, power rangers and etc.. all the ppl there were mostly kids and ZunBin is the only 17+ year old there. Walao!

Got hungry and bought foodstuff at Old Chang Kee. Went back home. On the way in the MRT another dialog:

ZunBin: Exams coming soon!

Me: "Yeah. soon we'll be in year 2.2 then 3 then graduate."

Zunbin:"Yeah then we can go work."

Me:"Oi, there is still NS!"

ZunBin: "If i had money, i would go overseas and not go NS."

Me: "Even if you go overseas, you still have to attend NS if you still hold your Singaporean nationality."

Zunbin:"I challenge you to do that."

ME:"watever. You can challenge me but you can't challenge the Government! hah!"

Haha....he got off at Eunos and i at Tampines.

went home tired. (tired of entertaining zunbin)

Moral of this story: Ignore Zunbin!

-END-
Haiz


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Friday, August 18, 2006

Thinking.........remembering......

The good times

The bad times

The ugly times

The beautiful times

The hilarrious times

The serious times

The unpresidented times

Think........................


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Thursday, August 17, 2006

Oh yeah.. projects are all done! presented my NETINFRA project and it was okay.

And yeah.."Stalker" wasn't there. It turned out to be a good day.

I had no idea how to do the individual test but somehow i mannaged to scrape through it. Dumb luck i guess.

Oh yeah Mobcomp was great. he only asked my 1 Super easy question. Managed to complete the project if not for Shui li & Paul's help! Thanks guys. You're the best. Well at least after me. i'm the no. 1 best..haha.. bear with me ppl.

Had lunch with mardiya and liping. As usual we talked and laugh. lucky to have such good friends who can bear with my superb use of language filled with informative crap. Yeap crap or oyster or lobster. wateva lar!

Well Tomorrow is gonna be an even better day i hope.. TELESYS! damn must come to school just bcoz of telesys and watch some disgustingly disgusting group present.(da minahs!).

Am i sounding more and more like jacinta(redundant s'pore idol judge)...hope not...

make way!


The Box was opened at 9:58 PM
bored to death right now. waiting for netinfra. saw darren, chee wee and regan. sitting here aimlessly. no one to keep me company. life boring. stomach growling. silence is painful. hate.


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